I can imagine Turps’ wedding vows something along the lines of:
I, the T
Take thee to be
My Mrs. T
Do you have snapchat
Yessums :3 it’s emmyjanes
my good friend rainsfallingemily made her 1st gif tonight.
Send her some love. :*
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
pretty sad but hella rad black n white depression blog yo
I’m gonna ask you to not promo your shit blog on my post, thanks